National Humor Month
- YES Program
- Apr 22, 2020
- 1 min read
April is National Humor Month which means we need to start telling jokes and helping people laugh! This may be a hard time for many people staying home is not always fun. Cheer up someone's day by sharing a joke and a laugh with them.
Here are some jokes that you can share with people around you:
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
Q. Why aren’t Koalas actual bears? A. They don’t meet the koalifications.
Q. What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? A. It gets toad away.
Q. What do you call bears with no ears? A. B
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? A: “Put it on my bill.”
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it? A: An envelope
Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? A: It’s okay. He woke up.
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: A pork chop.
Q: Why couldn’t Cinderella play soccer? A: She kept running away from the ball.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A: A stick.
Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogie in it.
Q: What do you call an old snowman? A: A creek.
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